Monday, June 27, 2011

The Boss - bullshit officer seeking sex

To make a boss more friendly and understandable, it could be remembered via the acronym:

B - Bullshirt
O - Officer
S - Seeking
S - Sex

That didn't make sense, but I guess you've got my point. Yes, I hate bosses. Bosses were typically made to annoy and give sermons that will just make them look great. Whatever calmness or words of wisdom you receive during your interaction, at the end of the day, you are still the biggest mole at the bottom of his lip that he'd want to get a laser on because you are too much cancerous to be with.

Bosses would want to give sermons in the middle of a crowd of losers, because he'll feel that he's the supreme being ever created in the office. So make it a point to dodge those situations, because if you were in one, then you're in a one quicksand ride that will surely drown your patience and your ego down the hole.

Happy breathing.

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