Energy Saving 101

Whenever you are at the workplace, make sure that you have an energy saving scheme. If you've heard of the famous Pareto Law or the 80-20 law, where 80% is the effect and 20% is the cause, then you're lucky that the most practical application can be found here.

The law can actually be applied to save energy, simply by making it:

20% = work (did i spell it correctly?)
80% = rest (surf the internet, use facebook as your main page, use proxies and tunneling to escape restricted sites such as money-making sites)

Why?

You've got a lot of work to do and it is exponential. Let's say you invested 3 hours to work, that would be 9 hours in reality. Worse if you thought to work 6 hours, because that means 36.

Why?

Whenever you sit down at your cubicle, you won't start immediately (talk about diesel powered engine vehicles - yes that's you), but that's fine because the overrated superstars will just glance at the computer monitor trying to understand why the screen saver is bouncing the ball and why does it stop whenever you move even a milli-inch of movement of your mouse.

Then, you try to work. And you will suddenly feel stress because what has been explained is so vague that you're like trying to cut a carabao's skin using a nailcutter. But then again that's fine, because the overrated superstars on your company would have a hard time opening the spreadsheets because it is being modified by another user and he won't be able to continue from there.

The last time you thought about working, you were just finished surfing the web, and it would be lunch break, or moreover 5Pm and it's time to leave.

So you know that you can't spend more than 20% of the time to work. Because if you try to go beyond that, then you're in for an exponential aging rate and your potency will decrease 5x that the gorilla will laugh about because they had more sex than you had in the last 2 years.

So, save your energy, because you'll just realize that you were 40 years old you didn't know that your hair has been growing thinner, you can't even pick up ladies with your most practiced childhood pick-up lines.