When were you born? If you were to ask your boss, then the answer is yesterday. Since all the people in the office are all morons, then your boss should be more of the controller of time and space continuum, because he can freeze time and will always make you born yesterday.
1. We are a team here, so we always help each other.
2. The world is so big.
3. There is a sun in the morning and moon in the evening.
So those are just a few things that you can be treated in the office. Either your co-workers will make you like you were born yesterday or you are just simply ignored.
How to dodge such useless employees?
- Shout always in the office even after taking a bathroom break.
- Train your eyes to look far.
- During a conversation cough hard as if you're lungs are stronger,
- Do not attend meeting immediately, attend 15 minutes before it is finished, and take the last words of the meeting.
Never write minutes of the meeting. That's a helpful tool for pretending
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