Wednesday, June 29, 2011

What kind of boss do you have?

Of course there will be quite a lot if you will try to think the best adjectives that you can enumerate. I'll make myself handicapped here because these will be impromptu:

1. Senseless Coward
2. Whimsical Fantasy Master
3. Creative Juice Extractor
4. Delinquent Tracking Doctor
5. Fornication Specialist

Anyway, these are just suggestions, but you can still call your boss a Tormentor of Dreams.

Although these are instictive, one of the most striking one will be the Emphatic Liar. Basically, this type of boss just say things (and that means any things) even though he doesn't know what he is talking about, and he will always be energized by what he is doing. This energizing and orgasmic lies ultimately creates a dimension in the mind of the perpetrator that he just did the best thing he did since the last time he learned that oil and water cannot be mixed.

Another amazing boss are the Self-Overraters. This boss is quite dangerous, because it will always put the hype on something even though it hasn't been materializing yet or just wants something to report and to look very brilliant. This has been always effective because bosses that do this act are those that had a lot of experience and will never fail to
capitalize even on the most dry accomplishment that even a dengue-carrying mosquito won't even bite into.

Create a good plan to be whimsical and try to fantasize yourself in a portal of greatness and memorize all the kinds of motivational lies that you've received. Digest it and analyze if the taste of mayonnaise is much better.

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