In connection to what the boss is capable to do, ensure that you're prepared to situations that you will be made to kneel down and worship the highest being you've ever encountered on the next 8 or probably 16 hours of your life (if you have a sadistic boss) when you're dealing with your boss.
Boss: Worship me, because I'm gonna make or break your career
Clown: (kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel)
That is a bad example. For my part, I will never do that action for that piece of crap = boss. They are made to say the best things. They always say the great sermons. They are always the most ideal. And if you believe in that, then you've just sold your soul to a prostitute with a venereal disease.
Sometimes it would be good to shift your thinking to be against your boss. It wouldn't be bad to try it out. Try to shove your boss' face while he is discussing his sermon. Or, while at his prime lecturing the notes that are repetitive to many that many already know and is still being discussed.
When you are successful shoving your boss to the head, let us know here how long did your boss pass out. That would be an interesting story to tell.
Showing posts with label bosses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bosses. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
The Boss - bullshit officer seeking sex
To make a boss more friendly and understandable, it could be remembered via the acronym:
B - Bullshirt
O - Officer
S - Seeking
S - Sex
That didn't make sense, but I guess you've got my point. Yes, I hate bosses. Bosses were typically made to annoy and give sermons that will just make them look great. Whatever calmness or words of wisdom you receive during your interaction, at the end of the day, you are still the biggest mole at the bottom of his lip that he'd want to get a laser on because you are too much cancerous to be with.
Bosses would want to give sermons in the middle of a crowd of losers, because he'll feel that he's the supreme being ever created in the office. So make it a point to dodge those situations, because if you were in one, then you're in a one quicksand ride that will surely drown your patience and your ego down the hole.
Happy breathing.
B - Bullshirt
O - Officer
S - Seeking
S - Sex
That didn't make sense, but I guess you've got my point. Yes, I hate bosses. Bosses were typically made to annoy and give sermons that will just make them look great. Whatever calmness or words of wisdom you receive during your interaction, at the end of the day, you are still the biggest mole at the bottom of his lip that he'd want to get a laser on because you are too much cancerous to be with.
Bosses would want to give sermons in the middle of a crowd of losers, because he'll feel that he's the supreme being ever created in the office. So make it a point to dodge those situations, because if you were in one, then you're in a one quicksand ride that will surely drown your patience and your ego down the hole.
Happy breathing.
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