This is an effective way to say to you're boss that the copier isn't working.
Talking about frustrations of working individuals, employees, and leaders, which are expressed in a sarcastic, funny, and delusional ways. You might see a different correlation, but that might just be due to creative and sadistic imagination.
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Saturday, September 24, 2011
Custodian Work 101
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employee frustrations,
fat copier,
funny employees,
office 101
Release your anger
It's very important that you release your anger. When you want to be a future leader, you should be able to show what kind of attitude you have. Never backdown even on an employee with an upskirt. She'll be turned on by your attitude and just grab her later.
Remember, this is all business. You don't have anything to do with the personal life of this woman. And during Performance Appraisal, just tell your boss that he doesn't want to ask again, because you are the brother of Hannibal and half-brother of Ron Jeremy.
Again, poker face is the key while you're doing all this.
Remember, this is all business. You don't have anything to do with the personal life of this woman. And during Performance Appraisal, just tell your boss that he doesn't want to ask again, because you are the brother of Hannibal and half-brother of Ron Jeremy.
Again, poker face is the key while you're doing all this.
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